" Would you tell me please which way I ought to go from here?" asked Alice.
" that depends a good deal on where you want to get to." said The Cat.
" I dont much care where.....," said Alice."
then it doesnt much matter which way you go," said The Cat.
"....so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation
." Oh, your sure to do that." said The Cat. " if you only walk long enough."
- Lewis Carroll
Dear Alice, I would very much like to meet you. Would that ever be possible? I am just a silly girl from ny with to much on her mind. Would you my dear ever be interested in someone like me? As fond as I am of you I do have a confession, I like boys. I hope your not offended but my sweet Alice do you come in a boy shape? perhaps with glasses and miss matched socks? Do your socks match alice? do you like bugs and do books make you stay up all night? are you a nice person? did you ever eat spaghetti in a diner? do you really like cats? what are walruses like in person? What does catapiller breath smell like? I am very curious.
Alice, your sad name reverberates a missed message to me. Alice.. please tell me if I've crossed the line, but I cannot stress it enough, your aimless and random ways fascinate me. Are you offended? did I go to far? how far is far enough with you? You often say things you dont mean, and if you do mean them they come out all wrong. All scratched out and reversed. I can understand a thing like that.
Somone once said, " the whole point of this sentence is to make clear what the whole point of this sentence is," Can you my friend understand that? I think you might. I bet you can understand such a simple thing. Well Alice, this is the end, and at this end. I am feeling very distraught. By the way - If I did meet you would you be so kind to introduce me to your cat?
Always yours,
me.
