Dear Mr. Wonka,
Congratulations on your early retirement! As president of the local PETOL ( People for the Ethical Treatment of Oompa Loompa's) I am writing to you regarding the recent acquisition of your company by a Mr.. Charlie Bucket. Our research shows that Mr. Bucket is quite young! To young to be running a company and much to young to held an accountable responsibility to the lives of its employee's the trusted and most dependable oompa loompa's.I implore you Mr. Wonka as a citizen of this fine country and as a world class chocolatier of the sweetest kind, to rethink your decision. I would hate to think that the 1982 Oompus Bill was written in vain, or that the Loompa riots in 1992 were fought for nothing. Mr. Wonka are you even aware of what the Loompa riots did for Oompa Loompa's everywhere? Or your company for that matter? Mr. Wonka, it has literally changed how people eat chocolate everywhere. It was the beginning and the end of the so called " Chocolate War" All While putting the Oompa vocal sensation "The Snozberries" on american music charts. Which Mr.. Wonka I don't have to remind you, made Wonka Chocolates a household name.So you see Mr. Wonka Sir, we beg of you, on behalf of Oompa Loompa's everywhere to please rethink your decision. I would hate to see the Oompa Loompa's going back to that deplorable situation on that small and starving little island of which they come..All because of an old man's infatuation with a small boy.
Yours Truly,
Kerri Lyn Adamas
President of the Sisquahatchii Illinois Chapter of PETOL
