September 23, 2026
So, I woke up this morning feeling pretty good. I went outside, checked the tomatoes, and finished watering the plants. Pretty typical.
As I was walking back from the garden, I noticed a BAD smell. I’d already been wondering why my bathroom smelled weird, but I couldn’t figure it out.
Then I spotted what I thought was a dead possum. Oh no! I walked over to the bad smelling pile, which looked like dirty white fur. I got closer, stared at it for a second and called Jim outside. He was getting ready for work.
Surprise!
Not fur.
It’s poop! It’s toilet paper! It’s pee pee!
Apparently, our drain backed up and LITERALLY EXPLODED sewage into our yard.
The plumber is on the way. What a lovely morning.
Apparently, shit happens.
