Dear Self,
Please stop eating cheese and bad things happen with butter. Unless you want to spend your life upon a porcelain throne, you simply must stop! Our once dear friend - Lactose! Has become intolerant with us. We were obsessed! Butter in everything? Cheese AND butter sandwiches? You pushed it, you overdid it. Now, we are paying the price. So please be a dove and give up cheese! Say no to all things buttery, custard and creamy good! Pass it on I say!
Thank you (In advance)
Kerri
