dont ever call me at 10 and you know who you are!

Dont ever call me at 10.
I promise I will NEVER be awake.
I will turn my phone off and plug my ears.
I will turn my radio on and blare easy listening for the world to hear
The air conditioner will be on and set to high
Dont ever call me at 10.
I just wont be here!
I will be washing my hair
shaving my legs
eating ice cream with the TV on
I'll be on a walk or at the dry cleaners
shampooing my sneakers and darning my socks
I'll be getting my cheese processed while waiting for my nails to dry.
Dont ever call me at 10
For I certainly wont be available until at least 10:01.